Random Jokes

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
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About The Ghana Leaks



Launched in ..... , Ghanaleaks aims to mobilize its audience, the Ghanaian public and the international community to submit all forms of content (documents, photos, audio & video clips, as well as "story tips") for editorial review and, if merited, for further investigation by our network of qualified and professional investigative journalist.


We believe this will help promote transparency and fight the nexus of crime, and political corruption in Ghana. We believe that this initiative will allow Ghanaians to shine light on notable and newsworthy government and corporate activities which might otherwise go unreported.

We are deeply convinced that we're not alone in this battle. There are plenty of people out there that want to change Ghana for good and are ready to take on the challenge. We're offering them a hand.

 

If you have any confidential documents related to social, economic, political, criminal or financial topics and you want to be investigated further in a secure, anonymous way, you can use our secured and encrypted upload server to submit your information to us.

 

From human rights to poverty to official corruption, Ghanaleaks will fairly evaluate and pursue all leads and content submitted, without geographical, political, cultural, or religious bias.

 

All submitted content is subjected to a rigorous vetting and authentication process that encompasses respect for individual privacy, contextualization, and fierce adherence to our tradecraft commitment of "journalism of depth." Ghanaleaks has also gone to great lengths to protect the identities of our sources. Files will be uploaded and stored on our secure servers, and accessed only by journalists working for Ghanaleaks.

 

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